Multi-talented Nigerian senator tries to evade arrest after watching Black Panther
ABUJA (The T.A. Report) — Dino Melaye, senator representing Kogi West Senatorial District and multi-award winning stuntman and drama king, has tried to evade police arrest, reportedly after watching Black…
A conversation with my mechanic who wants to be president │Reuben Abati
This is an extract from a longer piece published by The Cable and titled, “2019: Nigeria’s Emerging Political Leaders“. Reuben Abati is a columnist and former Special Adviser on Media and…
I am actually running for CAN President, campaign committee made mistake ― says Durotoye
LAGOS (The T.A. Report) — Fela Durotoye has apologised to Nigerians for his misleading campaign, which has so far portrayed him as a 2019 presidential aspirant. He disclosed in a…
FACTCHECK: Are Nigerian youth lazy as Buhari claimed? ― YES!
[Okay, maybe fact check isn’t exactly the word I’m looking for… but read on anyway] So it has been one scandal after another for Sai Baba in the past week,…
“The mace wasn’t stolen, it was only part of a legislative exercise” – Saraki tells Nigerians
The Senate President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Senator Bukola Saraki has gone to Twitter to express his displeasure at how Nigerians misconstrued a national exercise by Nigerian senators…
SHOCKING: 100 rich, talented men look on as unarmed thieves steal expensive wood
ABUJA (The T.A. Report) — The country was left in shock on Wednesday after a group of five unarmed men stole a very expensive wood from Red Chambers, Nigeria’s senior…
Nigerian village people confess to supporting Buhari’s second term bid
ABUJA (The T.A. Report) — The Association of Village People of Nigeria (AVPN) has confessed to endorsing President Buhari’s re-election agenda. It said this in a statement released on Monday,…
Dauda the sexy Prof drowns in Ife waterloo │Tunde Odesola
(Chanting of anthem) Great Ife! Great Ife Africa’s most beautiful campus Conscious, vigilant, progressive Aluta against all oppression… Another great Ife is a counterfeit…” Student leader: Ever articulate gbagba!…
Why the increase in UI fees is a ‘wise’ decision
The stakes were high. The race for what to write was more competitive than that between the sperm cells that eventually formed me. Too many things to talk about. Unibadan…
‘I promised change, so why can’t I change my mind?’ ― asks Buhari
ABUJA (The T.A. Report) — President Muhammadu Buhari has explained that his promise of change also involves the right to change his mind and laments the backlash that followed his…
A Play of Two Cities: When the Nigerian President Travels
Act One, Scene One It is a sanitised clime. Here, common sense is a common commodity – used by the leaders in leading, deployed by the led in demanding for…
UI students vow to go on hunger strike, lecture strike if increment in their fees is not rescinded
Students of the University of Ibadan have vowed to fight back the recent increment in their fees with hunger and lecture strike. The students made this declaration to Yesterday’s Tomorrow’s…
“If Buhari wins the 2019 election …”│Soogun Omoniyi
We found this lovely satirical prophesy by an amazing knitter of words, Soogun Omoniyi, and knew right away you would love it too. It is a brilliant forecast of the events…
Buhari tricks Lagosians into endorsing second term bid with mass trekking
LAGOS (The T.A. Report) — President Muhammadu Buhari, sources have revealed, successfully tricked residents of Lagos state into endorsing him for a second term with massive trekking. He achieved this…
Na small mess I mess│Jude Idada
This amusing story about Constituted Authority and the antics of Nigerian Police was shared on Facebook by Jude Idada. Enjoy! The well dressed middle aged lady ran amok. In…
Do not urinate here ― short play by Pius Adesanmi
Nigeria’s well-acclaimed King of Satire shared this on his wall on December 18, 2014. Enjoy! A Naija policeman arrests a man urinating at a place clearly marked “do not urinate here”….