You’re in luck, my friend. We are constantly accepting articles for publication.
To send us a guest contribution, please email email@example.com (cc: firstname.lastname@example.org). Be kind to indicate if you want to use a pen name or your actual identity. If the latter is the case, you may include your: picture, social media handles — preferably Twitter, and a (really) short bio of yourself in your submission. We normally respond to emails within the week. But if you don’t hear back from us, we’d appreciate a reminder.
We are looking for two things and two things alone: Satiricality and Grammaticality. Be funny, be a decent writer, and let your article cover a relevant issue.
Kindly note that Punocracy reserves the right to edit your submission, including your title, to make it, by our reckoning, more suitable for publication.