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[Lokoja]—The Kogi State Governor, Yahaya Bello, after days of uncomfortable silence has finally revealed that the military equipment intercepted by men of the Nigerian Customs Service (NCS) was actually meant for the making of a new state-sponsored movie titled “Inikpi Returns”. Recall that the Senator representing Kogi West, Dino Melaye…
Leave a CommentGovernor State of Osun, Ogbeni Rauf Adesoji Aregbesola, declared at the weekend while addressing a delegate from the Nigeria Union of Teachers (NUT) Osun State Chapter that the payment of all owed salaries by the State Government had commenced. “We have commenced the payment of all owed arrears. The catch:…
Leave a CommentABUJA (The T.A. Report) — Chief Medical Director of Aso Rock Clinic, Dr Hussain Munir, says he is shocked to discover President Muhammadu Buhari actually believes he is fighting corruption. Following the President’s infamous remark last Tuesday at Ghana’s independence anniversary celebration when he promised the country support in fighting…
Leave a CommentThe notorious Boko Haram leader, Abubakar Shekau, who now heads one of the two rumoured factions, has officially announced his intention to run for the highest office in Nigeria. The shocking revelation was contained in a five-minute video, recorded in Arabic, which was made available to the News Agency of…
Leave a CommentI hear some people saying President Muhammadu Buhari does not deserve a second term, or that he may as well just resign before his first elapses. What nonsense! Are those people living in Nigeria at all? I suspect they are all these people in “the abroad” who think they know it…
Leave a Comment06 February 2018 Founder of The TA Report, an independent Satirical Column at the University of Ibadan, Tubosun Ajanaku, has confirmed the completion of his programme at the University of Ibadan. He wrote his final paper, GES 401, on Monday afternoon and was seen immediately after among his colleagues at…
Leave a Comment10 January 2018 Ojo Aderemi, President of the suspended Students’ Union of the University of Ibadan, is to blame for the power outage in Mellanby and Tedder Hall, says a statement from the Vice Chancellor, Professor Idowu Olayinka. In the brief statement, which was made public very early on Wednesday,…
Leave a Comment07 January 2018 The TA Report has been reliably informed that Asiwaju Babatunde Badmus, former President of the Students’ Union, University of Ibadan, has been slammed a query letter for his “rude, disrespectful and insubordinate remark” on the Vice Chancellor’s Facebook post urging students to go on with their examinations.…
Leave a Comment06 January 2018 Professor A.T.P. Ajuwape has denied being the University of Ibadan’s Dean of Students’ Affairs in a call placed to him in the early hours of on Friday, 5 January 2018. A correspondent of The TA Report, during the phone conversation, had attempted to obtain his official statement…
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