Debate between an OBIdient and a BATist
Who are you voting for? I don’t have a PVC. Who are you rooting for? Why would I be rooting for my next oppressor? So would you rather have no…
Person of the Year Awards: Buhari, wife, Agent Fash, others win big
Many awards have been cancelled, some postponed like the Grammys, due to COVID-19. But not this. Our panelist said 2020 was a tough year for everyone, yet some Nigerians distinguished…
Nigeria records new case of COVIDIOT, total now 11
A former presidential hopeful, Garba Adamu, has been added to the list of COVIDIOTS in the country. Mr Adamu has now joined ten others, mostly political and religious leaders, who…
91 Million poor Nigerians call for being remanded by SSS to enjoy El-Zakzaky’s kind of large living
ABUJA — Nigeria’s 91.8 million poor people, the world’s highest, have sought a breakaway from their miserable condition. They have called for being kept in SSS detention like Ibrahim El-Zakzaky,…
Vehicles, roads vow to “revolt” against lawmakers’ plan to purchase SUV
Micra, the group’s spokesperson, opened the address by explaining that the plan to revolt trails the move by the nation’s upper house to gift each one of its 109 senators N50 million worth of SUV — an amount that totals N5.550 billion, more than the 8th assembly’s N4 billion haul for the same purpose.
What is the fuss about Buhari’s “angelic” ministers?
To be honest, it is probably one of the hardest things to do when you have to pick 43 people from a teeming 180 million people (some say it is…
How to be a student of the University of Ibadan
Hey, are you an intending student of Nigeria’s premier university? Or you’re already a student of the school? This is for you. Maybe you don’t know — or you know…
Review: A journey into Nigeria through Elnathan John’s Guide on Be(com)ing Nigerian
Place a mirror in front of Nigeria, and all that you would see is Be(com)ing Nigerian: A Guide. The book passes to be called Nigeria’s encyclopedia on what Nigerians do…
Ngige refers to witch, native doctors…spiritual healers when he said ‘Nigeria has enough doctors’
Nigeria’s Minister of Labour and Employment, Chris Ngige, says his ‘Nigeria has enough doctors’ statement was taken out of context and ‘was not interpreted objectively’. The former Anambra state governor…
BREAKING: UI to change name to University of Intolerance
Soon, Nigeria’s premier university, University of Ibadan, will seize to be called its name. Plans have been set to change its current name to the University of Intolerance. This move…