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    VAR to be used to determine true winners of Feb 23 elections 

    ABUJA — ALL hope may not be lost to restore the “stolen mandates” of top politicians in Nigeria’s Feb 23 presidential and national assembly elections. This is because a new…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 2 years ago 0 3 min read  
    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    #NigeriaDecides2019: Why you need to sell your votes 

    Election days are special days. And special days often come with special offers and surprises. One of such offers which politicians and voters alike are carefully awaiting to give —…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 2 years ago 0 4 min read  
    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    Prayer points will now count as votes, INEC tells voters who won’t come out to vote 

    ABUJA — In case you have the plan to stay at home in the coming elections without voting, then you just got a boost because, other things than votes casted…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 2 years ago 0 3 min read  
    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    INVESTIGATION: How APC, PDP “rent crowd” to fill up campaign venues 

    The huge turnout of crowd in the recent campaigns by Nigeria’s major political parties is part of the deal struck with a mobilization company, this newspaper can authoritatively report. Disguising…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 2 years ago 0 5 min read  
    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    How Kano will deliver 5 million votes to Buhari — Ganduje 

    Kano — Perhaps to shut the moving lips of doubters and members of the opposition party, the governor of Kano state, Abdullahi Ganduje, has revealed how he will deliver 5 million…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 2 years ago 0 4 min read  
    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    Honouring those who deserve some accolades in 2018 

    Yesterday, 2018 held sway. But as of now, the defunct 2018 has left the pitch of existence for 2019 on a high. Many personalities have made its coming and leaving…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 2 years ago 0 6 min read  
    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    Deputy Priestess, Olori Odo and the politics of signature 

    By: Atiku Buhari PRELUDE Gone are those days when the Coven of Elere could get the signature of their Deputy Priest (an Islamic Sheik) on the road, in the toilet…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 2 years ago 0 7 min read  
    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    Common Sense leaves UI, promises not to come back 

    Agbowo, Ibadan — In the early hours of today, Common Sense was spotted leaving the University of Ibadan. Eyewitnesses observed that Common Sense was first seen leaving the Tekana Tamuno…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 3 years ago 0 3 min read  
    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    RUSSIA 2018: “We won’t return empty handed” – Gernot Rohr assures Nigerians 

    (Yessentuki, Russia) — Super Eagles head coach, Gernot Rohr, has promised Nigerians his lads will bring back laurels as they look forward to their world cup opening game against Croatia…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 3 years ago 0 3 min read  
    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    Senator Dino Melaye has a bright prospect of becoming a Nollywood Superstar 

    ABUJA (THE B.O REPORT) – Senator Dino Melaye has been taunted as the next star in the money-spinning Nigeria entertainment industry. The Senator, who represents Kogi West Senatorial District, has…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 3 years ago 0 3 min read  
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