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    Bayode Otitokoro

    I, Bayode Otitokoro, fell in love with the truth from childhood. My mantra is: in an unjust society silence is a crime. With satire, I will clad my society in the attire of sanity.
    Holy Mountain, Yesterday's Tomorrow

    Debate between an OBIdient and a BATist 

    Who are you voting for? I don’t have a PVC. Who are you rooting for? Why would I be rooting for my next oppressor? So would you rather have no…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 4 months ago 0 7 min read  
    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    Person of the Year Awards: Buhari, wife, Agent Fash, others win big 

    Many awards have been cancelled, some postponed like the Grammys, due to COVID-19. But not this. Our panelist said 2020 was a tough year for everyone, yet some Nigerians distinguished…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 2 years ago 1 6 min read  
    Satire 0-1 News, Yesterday's Tomorrow

    Nigeria records new case of COVIDIOT, total now 11 

    A former presidential hopeful, Garba Adamu, has been added to the list of COVIDIOTS in the country. Mr Adamu has now joined ten others, mostly political and religious leaders, who…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 3 years ago 0 2 min read  
    Satire 0-1 News

    UPDATE: Confirmed cases of #COVIDIOTS in Nigeria. See who made the list 

    We understand that the NCDC is unable to track all cases of COVIDIOTS while also confirming new cases of infection, so we at Punocracy are volunteering to assist with this public service as our contribution to the national response against COVID-19.

    Bayode Otitokoro, 3 years ago 0 6 min read  
    From Our Allies

    When Nigeria decides to isolate you 

    Badmus Sheriff It would be a case of double isolation, getting isolated in an isolated nation. Super isolation! When you hold a Nigerian passport, you are technically isolated.  In saner…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 3 years ago 0 2 min read  
    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    91 Million poor Nigerians call for being remanded by SSS to enjoy El-Zakzaky’s kind of large living 

    ABUJA — Nigeria’s 91.8 million poor people, the world’s highest, have sought a breakaway from their miserable condition. They have called for being kept in SSS detention like Ibrahim El-Zakzaky,…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 3 years ago 0 3 min read  
    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    Vehicles, roads vow to “revolt” against lawmakers’ plan to purchase SUV 

    Micra, the group’s spokesperson, opened the address by explaining that the plan to revolt trails the move by the nation’s upper house to gift each one of its 109 senators N50 million worth of SUV — an amount that totals N5.550 billion, more than the 8th assembly’s N4 billion haul for the same purpose.

    Bayode Otitokoro, 3 years ago 1 3 min read  
    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    What is the fuss about Buhari’s “angelic” ministers? 

    To be honest, it is probably one of the hardest things to do when you have to pick 43 people from a teeming 180 million people (some say it is…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 4 years ago 1 7 min read  
    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    How to be a student of the University of Ibadan 

    Hey, are you an intending student of Nigeria’s premier university? Or you’re already a student of the school? This is for you. Maybe you don’t know — or you know…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 4 years ago 3 6 min read  
    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    Review: A journey into Nigeria through Elnathan John’s Guide on Be(com)ing Nigerian 

    Place a mirror in front of Nigeria, and all that you would see is Be(com)ing Nigerian: A Guide. The book passes to be called Nigeria’s encyclopedia on what Nigerians do…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 4 years ago 1 5 min read  
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