(Chanting of anthem) Great Ife! Great Ife Africa’s most beautiful campus Conscious, vigilant, progressive Aluta against all oppression… Another great Ife is a counterfeit…” Student leader: Ever articulate gbagba! Ever militant gbogbo! Greatest gbagba gbogbo… (Bursts into an office, panting) Professor Ajanlekoko: Ha! Professor Dick, there’s fire on the…
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We found this lovely satirical prophesy by an amazing knitter of words, Soogun Omoniyi, and knew right away you would love it too. It is a brilliant forecast of the events likely to follow President Buhari’s victory at the polls come 2019. Enjoy! SECONDS AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT: 70% of Nigeria will…
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This amusing story about Constituted Authority and the antics of Nigerian Police was shared on Facebook by Jude Idada. Enjoy! The well dressed middle aged lady ran amok. In the quiet and deserted corner of Lagos. Right at the intersection of Walter Carrington crescent and Ozumba Mbadiwe street. In…
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Nigeria’s well-acclaimed King of Satire shared this on his wall on December 18, 2014. Enjoy! A Naija policeman arrests a man urinating at a place clearly marked “do not urinate here”. Fine: N2000. Officer: Pay now now abi make we go station? Offender: OC, I beg now. I be job applicant.…
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Governor State of Osun, Ogbeni Rauf Adesoji Aregbesola, declared at the weekend while addressing a delegate from the Nigeria Union of Teachers (NUT) Osun State Chapter that the payment of all owed salaries by the State Government had commenced. “We have commenced the payment of all owed arrears. The catch:…
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