
A Psalm of Covid
By: Olugbuyiro Success Chapter 19 From the African nations 1. Why do the people fear and imagine a vain thing? Why have the Chinese set themselves to cause chaos upon…
We are eloquent speakers
By: Olawunmi Olaniyi We are speakers eloquent in speech, We speak without restraint, No law or social media can hold us back. We are speakers – we boost the economy…
Becoming a Nigerian parent
The first rule on how to be a good parent in Nigeria is to marry as many men/women as possible in noble poverty. No one will question you. You don’t even need to cut your clothing according to your size. Your minimum wage monthly salary will rise, like ‘garri ijebu’, as you forcefully bring the innocent children to this earth to enjoy the ever-flourishing life in Nigeria with you.
Dear misogynists (and the closet ones too)
It is so unfair that there is an advocacy for the equality of both genders—particularly the female gender—in all areas of life. Why should women who have long been given the highest honour of being in charge of certain important matters pertaining to the kitchen and childbearing suddenly want more from life? How dare they demand the right to be seen and treated as equals? Such an ungrateful lot!
He’s a stray dog if he rapes you, but —
So, according to the Dogible, your silence means consent. Our people say if you swallow weevils, it means you chewed them first, so retching afterwards is hypocritical.
The committee
“Clearly, you gentlemen representing your districts on this issue are full of impassioned grit and steely determination. I can see all of us are ready to truly solve this err…..err…..thing. Very commendable. Although I would love nothing more but to listen to you all, our one hour is however almost up. If there is no other issue err… Shall we adjourn?”
#NotAllMen: A guide on how to decimate Twitter feminists
Are you a man? Are you tired of feminists? Most especially tired of twitter feminists? Do they rope all men together to drive an agenda? I am sure you know the word, ‘agenda’ is rife on Twitter. The latest phrases are ‘agenda people’ and ‘agenda people must agend.’
Touch not my anointed
By: Muhammed Bello The anointing nullifies his sin. What do you anticipate from a man in the shadow If not to take cover? & the righteous not only wins a soul …
How to be a Nigerian parent
Now that you are a parent, discard every pet name you called your spouse before the arrival of your first child. How can you be calling your husband by his first name after you have made him a father? Do you want people to question the paternity of the child? Daddy Bola would be better.
Danfo: What it is
A Danfo is a clumsy tailored commercial shuttle popularly identified by its yellow Colour and black stripes. It is widely associated with Lagos, a cosmopolitan city and it ranges from four seaters to six seaters depending on the size of the bus.