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    The Punocrat

    The only thing you need to know about me is I speak the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth ―― well, except when writing.
    Prize for Satire

    Marital rapists are like bras; here’s why you should love them 

    By: Ayodimeji Ameenat Like bras, husbands who rape their wives only have a goal; to show their women love and give them the greatest pleasure. Every pain it causes is…

    The Punocrat, 4 years ago 8 4 min read  
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    A day in the life of a Kafayan legislator 

    By: Obi Joy Ogechi “Honourable members of the House, let’s have some quiet, please.” The speaker of the Kafayan House of Representatives pleaded as he banged his gavel for the…

    The Punocrat, 4 years ago 0 7 min read  
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    Allegory of a dying nation 

    By: Marvellous Kolade Abe Ladies and gentlemen, I want to inform you that a man called Nigeria is critically ill and dying. He is lying lifeless in earth’s intensive care…

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    A non-negligible guide to becoming a Nigerian pastor 

    By: Raphael Francis Forget about being called, who cares? Calling ko caller ni. Don’t you know you can call yourself? After all God said in 1 Peter 2:9: But ye…

    The Punocrat, 4 years ago 3 6 min read  
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    A proposal for an instructional manual on practising religion in Nigeria 

    By: Moyosore Sheriff Quadri With the recent persecution of Religious leader and general good guy nudoiB obniyotaF, it is sacrosanct to remind the Nigerian public of their place. After all,…

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    A few notes on governance in Nigeria 

    By: Modupeoluwa Abidakun Congratulations on your election into office. Let me begin by stating that your primary focus while in office is your reelection. This should be your paramount priority,…

    The Punocrat, 4 years ago 1 5 min read  
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    5 rounds for 5 marks 

    By: Ayobami Kayode Tijani Ahmad Professor Randy is a man of honor, Professor Dandy is a man of chalk, And with his golden glasses of vision, Sitting perfectly at the…

    The Punocrat, 4 years ago 2 1 min read  
    Press Release

    Longlist: 2019 Punocracy Prize for Satire 

    Like you, we can’t wait to find out who the top three writers are. Meanwhile, in no particular order, here are the applicants who made it to the 24 percentile.

    The Punocrat, 4 years ago 3 3 min read  
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    Punocracy receives entries for maiden Prize for Satire 

    In a press statement sent to this paper and signed by the team lead, the Punocracy crew said their records show that 171 applications were made for the prize. “But this includes entries that were sent multiple times,” the statement added for clarity.

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