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    Punocracy Person of the Year Awards [2022] 

    A lot has happened this year and it is high time we gave credit to whom it is due. Silver or gold, we have not. But digital medals we can…

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    Announcing the Finalists: 2022 Prize for Satire 

    We are excited to finally announce the finalists for the third edition of the Prize for Satire competition. After through review and evaluation of a total of 145 entries received,…

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    Writing a proper nollywood epic romance: A guide 

    by: Raphael Francis Prologue  In case you want to change your career, into something creative, or maybe you have had it in you for a long time, especially if you…

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    Wifely advice: How to be a good wife 

    by: Oluwaseun Ojo Ololade Asake, I am glad you are here.  Would have written you a letter two market days ago to have heartily discussion with you, but Saamu, who…

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    Why everyone should study in Nigeria 

    by: Aaliyah Rahman Why wouldn’t you want to? From the free compulsory educational programmes to the free school meals, what is there not to like? I do not understand why…

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    Why blame the man 

    by: Rukayat Ogunlana This man’s actions have been the series of last straws constantly breaking the camel’s back. He’s prepared just the perfect recipe for disaster in his relationship with…

    The Punocrat, 3 months ago 2 5 min read  
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    They’ve come again 

    by: Kayode Ayobami Come, see them, six mouths in one body— saliva in all corners like dewfall. Bold rodent picking its teeth in the Face  of a landlord/showing its children…

    The Punocrat, 3 months ago 0 1 min read  
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    The advanced english dictionary of Nigeria 

    by: Som Adedayor A ABOKI. Original meaning unknown. Every Hausa man is an aboki. ABROAD. Wonderland. All dreams come through there. ACCIDENT. Only collision involving vehicles. ACTRESS. All are sex…

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    Song of the one in Mesìọ̀gọ̀ and commentary 

    by: Olúwábùkúnmi Abraham Awóṣùsì And on the plains of Mesìọ̀gọ̀ the word came to me saying; He that dwelleth in the secret place of Ando Rock, shall abideth under the…

    The Punocrat, 3 months ago 1 3 min read  
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    Dear Elewaeji, or a masculinist manifesto on how to raise a beast 

    by: Joseph Peter Akpan Dear Elewaeji, Feminism is the new COVID and even your son, Uwem is not immune to it. Take a look at the men today, what do…

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