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Author: The Punocrat

The only thing you need to know about me is I speak the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth ―― well, except when writing.

The committee

“Clearly, you gentlemen representing your districts on this issue are full of impassioned grit and steely determination. I can see all of us are ready to truly solve this err…..err…..thing. Very commendable. Although I would love nothing more but to listen to you all, our one hour is however almost up. If there is no other issue err… Shall we adjourn?”

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#NotAllMen: A guide on how to decimate Twitter feminists

Are you a man? Are you tired of feminists? Most especially tired of twitter feminists? Do they rope all men together to drive an agenda? I am sure you know the word, ‘agenda’ is rife on Twitter. The latest phrases are ‘agenda people’ and ‘agenda people must agend.’


Being a virtuous lady

“A woman must have a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing, and the modern languages, to deserve the word [“accomplished”]; and besides all this, she must possess a certain something in her air and manner of walking, the tone of her voice, her address and expressions or the word will be but half-deserved.”

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The legal way to do yahoo yahoo in Nigeria

Before you start jotting things down, understand that when I am talking about Yahoo Yahoo in Nigeria, I am not talking about the riff-raffs who depend on $25 iTunes or Amazon gift cards from one John Doe in Casablanca or those who use $1 million to buy a Morris Minor – one car like that from the future. I am also not talking about the ones who end up in the garden of SARS and bribe their way out with N10,000. Never, not those small fishes wriggling in the ocean.

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The making of an award-winning thriller

By: Lukpata Lomba Joseph            (The gods are angry) ‘This and only this is the way.’—psalms 500:4                              I In a soft polarized light, let a new day break upon an imaginary kingdom: Umueze, Umuagu, Umuijele, something similar, anything would go. A red-cap chief lounges on a fallen roost of…

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Creating efficient healthcare systems: The Nigerian model

Humans succumb to infirmities throughout their lives. Even though they desire immortality, diseases ensure it forever remains elusive. This inordinate longing is evidenced by the huge resources wasteful nations spend discovering medicinal agents, gadgets and on building hospitals.

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