By: Eboseremen Bartholomew 1/10/2019 Author: Francis Galton, Zooanthropologist This is an explanatory circular for our white concerned citizens who desire to visit the country continent of Africa. Specifically, its poorest most populous tribe, Nigeria. Hello dear citizen, so you want to visit Nigeria? Why? Regardless of your motivations, we commend…
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By: ABAH, Abah Oyagaba IT seemed to Jerry within the three minutes of his climbing the in-between-forest mountain, with a cemented stairway and having hundreds of different categories of people clustered like pilgrims on a pedestrian journey, as though the uphill movement to ORI-OKE SOLUTION CENTRE PRAYER GROUND would be…
1 CommentBy: Timothy Edaki Unlike many courses in this University of Life, SAT 101 is a compulsory one for all men. It continues into second semester as SAT 201- Rudimental of wife battery and assault. It carries the highest credit load and is open to all male members of the University.…
1 CommentBy: SALAUDEEN, Hawau Oluwakemi Here’s a friendly reminder that Nigeria is not like every other place, and so are the people. We are the people, and our thing is our thing, it has always been our thing. So do us the honour of keeping it our way; we want no…
1 CommentBy: Ajayi Blessing Paul ACT ONE SCENE ONE: On the Road Four men are seen on stage driving a Volkswagen 1960 Model. They are pot-bellied men. Their voices are so hoarse and deep they have to clear their throats more than five times before anyone can hear them talk. They…
Leave a CommentBy: Ogedengbe Tolulope Impact The lord’s bishop of our cathedral Is a disguised devil of the cross Who carves brilliant gems of deceit On the hearts of unwary congregants Who seek salvation from the gate of hell. He is a pious winebibber Who speaks in diverse kinds of tongues And…
Leave a CommentBy: Oguntunji Abidemi Emman Dear next abuser, How I got your contact will remain a mystery – forever hidden! Even, I, the honourable messenger, don’t know how your contacts got into my hand. Do not take me as the all-knowing, (the one who knows the inside and outside of a…
Leave a CommentBy: Joseph Olamide Babalola Come on! Now is not the era to sleep and change gears snoring Not the season to watch GOT and forget our heroic panthers Hey, now is the time to climb the sacred mountains with urgency To fast ourselves down to the bones, tasting no suya,…
Leave a CommentBy: Abdurrahman Bello ONIFADE Dearest Mr. President, I am just happy writing to you. I can’t explain but I know even my happiness is happy too. Nigeria is blessed to have a president like you. Never since independence has the nation been so lucky to have a president who ‘belongs…
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