A day in the life of a Kafayan legislator
By: Obi Joy Ogechi “Honourable members of the House, let’s have some quiet, please.” The speaker of the Kafayan House of Representatives […]
Why Sowore is detained for his own good│Tunde Asaju
The ever considerate and benevolent President Muhammadu Buhari has sought and obtained a warrant to detain Revolution exponent and Sahara Reporters chief executive, Omoyele Sowore, for 45 days in the first instance. Before fellow revolutionaries start shouting a luta continua; victoria ascerta, let it be known that Sowore is detained for his own good.
Allegory of a dying nation
By: Marvellous Kolade Abe Ladies and gentlemen, I want to inform you that a man called Nigeria is critically ill and dying. […]
A non-negligible guide to becoming a Nigerian pastor
By: Raphael Francis Forget about being called, who cares? Calling ko caller ni. Don’t you know you can call yourself? After all […]
A proposal for an instructional manual on practising religion in Nigeria
By: Moyosore Sheriff Quadri With the recent persecution of Religious leader and general good guy nudoiB obniyotaF, it is sacrosanct to remind […]
Vehicles, roads vow to “revolt” against lawmakers’ plan to purchase SUV
Micra, the group’s spokesperson, opened the address by explaining that the plan to revolt trails the move by the nation’s upper house to gift each one of its 109 senators N50 million worth of SUV — an amount that totals N5.550 billion, more than the 8th assembly’s N4 billion haul for the same purpose.
A few notes on governance in Nigeria
By: Modupeoluwa Abidakun Congratulations on your election into office. Let me begin by stating that your primary focus while in office is […]
5 rounds for 5 marks
By: Ayobami Kayode Tijani Ahmad Professor Randy is a man of honor, Professor Dandy is a man of chalk, And with his […]
Longlist: 2019 Punocracy Prize for Satire
Like you, we can’t wait to find out who the top three writers are. Meanwhile, in no particular order, here are the applicants who made it to the 24 percentile.
DSS arrest geography teacher for teaching solar revolution
He added that the curriculum revision recently done by the federal government has suggested alternatives for topics or theories that may be considered (t)reasonably unfair to the administration. “Solar revolution” is now to be known as “solar gyration” and all historical revolutions, such as the 1917 Russian revolution or the 1959 Cuban revolution, are now to be referred to simply as unrests—but must not be taught in classes.