… where sa-tyres never go flat
… where sa-tyres never go flat
Newly crowned Nigerian King, Bulaba Balablue, started his administration on a powerful note by declaring an end to fuel subsidy, a malaise that had hitherto kept Nigerians from unleashing their full potential and living their lives to the fullest.
By: Yusuf Adua “I have dreamt of this moment for a long time. To trend. A day when my little galloway will […]
Phase Eleven is generous to a fault like politicians during campaigns itchy for the people’s votes. The staff rarely harass or trouble its consumers for light bills and it is certain that there would be electricity during festive periods. Periodically, they supply ‘apology light’, which is to say they leave the electricity on for hours and hours until we begin to grumble.
Why did no one mention the god of commissions? That just like Yahoo boys sometimes need to spend money on silly things for their fortunes to continue to shine, politicians must commission stupid projects every year if they want to cling to power. They know the projects are ridiculous, but it is what the god of commissions demands.
Is it not just food? Is there anything wrong with giving food to someone you like and care about? My dear sisi ekos, there’s nothing wrong o, ko si wahala kan kan. All I’m saying is that to an Alajeun, you aren’t just being nice and caring to the boy you like. You’re his meal ticket, he is very much aware of whatever games he is playing with you. He is only in contact because you are his food bank, your contact is probably saved as “Priscilla Bukka,” “Ada Food,” “Zainab Canteen,” or maybe even “Olori Jeun Je Je.”
“You see, Amy, your mom came to me for help concerning you. God doesn’t want failure for anyone. Children of God exhibit excellence in all aspects of life, and failure shows that one has a relationship with the devil. Failure is what the devil uses to tie his prey. If you love your mom, Amy, you will confess your sins right now.”
Shege Pro Max is the baba nla of them all. The shege of all sheges. The leveller. The respecter of no man. This is when you’re in it and of it. At this point, ko si owo. Even the upper class are not exempted. Shege Pro Max is when you go from begging for urgent ₦10k to begging for urgent ₦1k to go to work because even the ₦1k is as scarce as live broiler chicken on Christmas day.
I won’t lie, this development doesn’t sit well with me, and I am as angry as a wet hen. I will advise Potter to take legal action against the board and the fans. He needs to reclaim his mandate and cleanse his credibility from those ingrates. If he were a Nigerian, Barrister Wike of Rivers State could effortlessly help him; it is his forte. Ordinary putting a call through would restore his mandate.
Because my skin soft like bread
na woman I be
Because my face shine like shoe shine
na woman I be
Because my voice be like bird’s
na woman I be
By: Oluwaseye Ogunsanya In the build-up to the 2019 general contest, Samuel declared that the ruling party had given him “red card” […]
