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Different shades of hope
by: ‘Kunmi Olamiju Establishment Party’s supporters were mad, Hope Fighting concluded as he scrolled through the party’s Facebook page. He stopped at the latest campaign photo uploaded, a picture that…
Vacancy! Vacancy! Vacancy!
by: Akuboh Benjamin Mopa The ‘Duke of Daura’ would be vacating Aso Rock next year and the country is set to have a new leader. Do you have what it…
A housewife’s manifesto in fifteen paragraphs
by: Juliet Ikegwuonu If you are reading this, you are a new bride. It wasn’t easy but you cleaved through the horde of scantily dressed ladies to become Chief’s 4th…
A believer’s appeal to unnecessarily over-enthusiastic believers
by: Kayode-Dada Ifeoluwa Lois Hypothetically, three girls have been invited to a pool party on Victoria Island. In their excitement, none of them properly read the invite, hence: the first…
Children of reason and righteousness
Notes of a finally woke and justifiably angry young person. by: Akunna James-Ibe August 24, 2022 Somebody should hold me o. Ah! I’m furious. Enraged. Incensed. Irate. Embittered. Righteous anger…
Announcing the Longlist: 2022 Prize for Satire
We are excited to finally identify the longlisted entrants for the third edition of the Prize for Satire competition. Even though we received a total of 145 entries, this year’s…
Debate between an OBIdient and a BATist
Who are you voting for? I don’t have a PVC. Who are you rooting for? Why would I be rooting for my next oppressor? So would you rather have no…
Your uncles and aunts are not stingy nor wicked
by: Francis Ikuerowo After you’ve finished from secondary school or graduated from a university, a college of education or even a polytechnic, even without a stable or decent source of…
“I am here to praise Abacha, not besmirch him…”
The late Nigerian Dictator; General Sani Abacha, had incredible foresight sha. Man knew Nigeria would definitely fall on hard times thus his incredible vision to salt a few millions here…
How can men lead sensual revolution against women’s naked oppression on social media?
by: Francis Ikuerowo When I woke up this morning, and looking down on the raving penile engine under my boxer, as readily alarmed as this engine has always been every…
I am not beautiful; but, like, I know
by: Happy Hour I admit at this point, it’s low hanging fruit but I’m sure everyone has heard about the oh-so beautiful post a ‘relationship expert’ wrote to his fiancee…
Hypocrisies, Dance and TikTok
by: Happy Hour I come from a prejudiced standpoint on this issue and I can confirm that I use TikTok frequently; and my brain and has begun to physically rotten….
2023 election: By design, all of us will make money
by: Quadri Yahya At first, these periods served as a baller period for delegates during the primaries of political parties in the country. I missed that opportunity because I was…
Being an exceptional parent: An instructional guide
by: Chiemeziem Everest Udochukwu This brief guide is divided into two sections for fathers and mothers, but we trust it to yield wonderful and sustainable results, even when swapped. Section…
How to be an Okowa
by: Kayode-Dada Ifeoluwa Lois The world of politics births one entertaining act after another. In recent times, a certain hat-trick has been played right before our eyes by another uncommon…