Why everyone should study in Nigeria
by: Aaliyah Rahman Why wouldn’t you want to? From the free compulsory educational programmes to the free school meals, what is there not to like? I do not understand why…
Why blame the man
by: Rukayat Ogunlana This man’s actions have been the series of last straws constantly breaking the camel’s back. He’s prepared just the perfect recipe for disaster in his relationship with…
They’ve come again
by: Kayode Ayobami Come, see them, six mouths in one body— saliva in all corners like dewfall. Bold rodent picking its teeth in the Face of a landlord/showing its children…
The advanced english dictionary of Nigeria
by: Som Adedayor A ABOKI. Original meaning unknown. Every Hausa man is an aboki. ABROAD. Wonderland. All dreams come through there. ACCIDENT. Only collision involving vehicles. ACTRESS. All are sex…
Song of the one in Mesìọ̀gọ̀ and commentary
by: Olúwábùkúnmi Abraham Awóṣùsì And on the plains of Mesìọ̀gọ̀ the word came to me saying; He that dwelleth in the secret place of Ando Rock, shall abideth under the…
Dear Elewaeji, or a masculinist manifesto on how to raise a beast
by: Joseph Peter Akpan Dear Elewaeji, Feminism is the new COVID and even your son, Uwem is not immune to it. Take a look at the men today, what do…
Roadmap to being a firebrand believer on Nigerian university campuses
by: Okafor John Oluwadamilare Dear Kunle, Calvary Greetings. Bawo ni? I learnt from my brother, your father, that you recently gained admission into the University of Lagoon. Hearty congratulations! Before…
Lip service
by: Emmanuel Isidore Udoma You were taught to take up your cross & follow Christ, To turn the other cheek for another imprint of palms; Instead, you put your fingers…
How to be a slay queen
by: Emmanuel Faith 12-02-2022 Dear Baddie-bee, I hope this mail does not meet you on the chest of Alhaji Danlami. He is a lousy sleeper, isn’t he? How will you…
LMAO
by: Funminiyi Akinrinade LMAO. You may not be far from the truth if you read this in Broda Shaggi’s voice. You may wonder why I began my message to you…
Leaders of tomorrow
by: Toheeb Aremu Jamiu The sonorous voice of the Mistress of Ceremonies is overwhelmed by the voices of the sycophant campaigners who sing same songs in unison: Botie digbo, o ti…
Japa: How to migrate away from Nigeria
by: Caleb Nnamani I know you will want to read this. After all, you’re Nigerian. But before I proceed, let me clarify that I am not judging you. In fact,…
Dear Wazobia
by: Chukwuma Chisom Dear Wazobia, It is with great joy and pride of patriotic responsibility that I received your letter dated 28th of September, 2022 where you expressed your apparent…
How to love a Nigerian man as a Nigerian woman
by: Obinna Tony-Francis Ochem Are you a woman and Nigerian? If yes, you are qualified to heed this advice. This is because there is another way of loving a Nigerian…
Hard facts
by: Waliyullah Tunde Abimbola Guy: Ẹ̀gbọ́n, as a socio-economic analyst, do you think… Analyst: Socio-politico-economic-cultural analyst, you mean. Guy: Oh, right. So, do you think Nigeria has handled her post-Covid…
