Nigerian village people confess to supporting Buhari’s second term bid
ABUJA (The T.A. Report) — The Association of Village People of Nigeria (AVPN) has confessed to endorsing President Buhari’s re-election agenda. It said this in a statement released on Monday,…
‘I promised change, so why can’t I change my mind?’ ― asks Buhari
ABUJA (The T.A. Report) — President Muhammadu Buhari has explained that his promise of change also involves the right to change his mind and laments the backlash that followed his…
Buhari tricks Lagosians into endorsing second term bid with mass trekking
LAGOS (The T.A. Report) — President Muhammadu Buhari, sources have revealed, successfully tricked residents of Lagos state into endorsing him for a second term with massive trekking. He achieved this…
BREAKING: Boko-Haram recaptures Dapchi girls, says ransom not enough
YOBE (The T.A. Report) — Barely 24 hours after the widely celebrated release of the Dapchi schoolgirls, The T.A. Report gathers that they have been abducted yet again. A security…
President Buhari really thinks he is fighting corruption, medical report shows
ABUJA (The T.A. Report) — Chief Medical Director of Aso Rock Clinic, Dr Hussain Munir, says he is shocked to discover President Muhammadu Buhari actually believes he is fighting corruption….
“I will run for President in 2019” – declares Boko Haram leader, Abubakar Shekau, in new video
The notorious Boko Haram leader, Abubakar Shekau, who now heads one of the two rumoured factions, has officially announced his intention to run for the highest office in Nigeria. The…
Tubosun Ajanaku graduates from University of Ibadan, says column to go national
06 February 2018 Founder of The TA Report, an independent Satirical Column at the University of Ibadan, Tubosun Ajanaku, has confirmed the completion of his programme at the University of…
UI VC Olayinka blames Ojo Aderemi for power outage in Mellanby, Tedder, says nothing can upset examinations
10 January 2018 Ojo Aderemi, President of the suspended Students’ Union of the University of Ibadan, is to blame for the power outage in Mellanby and Tedder Hall, says a…
Babatunde Badmus gets query letter as UI management considers introducing GDC – Graduate Disciplinary Council
07 January 2018 The TA Report has been reliably informed that Asiwaju Babatunde Badmus, former President of the Students’ Union, University of Ibadan, has been slammed a query letter for…
“I am not your dean of students” – says Professor Ajuwape
06 January 2018 Professor A.T.P. Ajuwape has denied being the University of Ibadan’s Dean of Students’ Affairs in a call placed to him in the early hours of on Friday,…