The Nigerian hierarchy of misfortune
By: Eboseremen Bartholomew 1/10/2019 Author: Francis Galton, Zooanthropologist This is an explanatory circular for our white concerned citizens who desire to visit the country continent of Africa. Specifically, its poorest…
Solution centre
By: ABAH, Abah Oyagaba IT seemed to Jerry within the three minutes of his climbing the in-between-forest mountain, with a cemented stairway and having hundreds of different categories of people…
Satire 101: Introduction to wife battery and assault
By: Timothy Edaki Unlike many courses in this University of Life, SAT 101 is a compulsory one for all men. It continues into second semester as SAT 201- Rudimental of…
Surviving Nigerian universities: A soft manual
By: SALAUDEEN, Hawau Oluwakemi Here’s a friendly reminder that Nigeria is not like every other place, and so are the people. We are the people, and our thing is our…
Brain mind
By: Ajayi Blessing Paul ACT ONE SCENE ONE: On the Road Four men are seen on stage driving a Volkswagen 1960 Model. They are pot-bellied men. Their voices are so…
Holy man’s hypnotic show
By: Ogedengbe Tolulope Impact The lord’s bishop of our cathedral Is a disguised devil of the cross Who carves brilliant gems of deceit On the hearts of unwary congregants Who…
Letter to my next abuser
By: Oguntunji Abidemi Emman Dear next abuser, How I got your contact will remain a mystery – forever hidden! Even, I, the honourable messenger, don’t know how your contacts got…
Pray for our Yahoo brothers
By: Joseph Olamide Babalola Come on! Now is not the era to sleep and change gears snoring Not the season to watch GOT and forget our heroic panthers Hey, now…
Open letter to Mr. President: Let’s talk about the Muhammadu Buhari University
By: Abdurrahman Bello ONIFADE Dearest Mr. President, I am just happy writing to you. I can’t explain but I know even my happiness is happy too. Nigeria is blessed to…
Menascum: The definitive guide to dealing with Mr No-Goods
By: Anifowoshe Ibrahim In my first year in the university, I lived with weed smokers. It was a room of Royal Highnesses with the smoke constantly floating miasma-like. Every day,…