The lord’s prayer
By: Abraham Isaac Oluwatimilehin The structure was cramped for living and breathing space. Fumes of frankincense rose into the atmosphere, gallantly subduing […]
The Nigerian hierarchy of misfortune
By: Eboseremen Bartholomew 1/10/2019 Author: Francis Galton, Zooanthropologist This is an explanatory circular for our white concerned citizens who desire to visit […]
Solution centre
By: ABAH, Abah Oyagaba IT seemed to Jerry within the three minutes of his climbing the in-between-forest mountain, with a cemented stairway […]
Satire 101: Introduction to wife battery and assault
By: Timothy Edaki Unlike many courses in this University of Life, SAT 101 is a compulsory one for all men. It continues […]
Twitter and Giveaway: a Nigerian story of romance and abuse
Once, I asked my grandpa (who is Aristotle, by the way) why people in abusive relationships and marriages never run out of […]
Surviving Nigerian universities: A soft manual
By: SALAUDEEN, Hawau Oluwakemi Here’s a friendly reminder that Nigeria is not like every other place, and so are the people. We […]
Brain mind
By: Ajayi Blessing Paul ACT ONE SCENE ONE: On the Road Four men are seen on stage driving a Volkswagen 1960 Model. […]
Holy man’s hypnotic show
By: Ogedengbe Tolulope Impact The lord’s bishop of our cathedral Is a disguised devil of the cross Who carves brilliant gems of […]
Letter to my next abuser
By: Oguntunji Abidemi Emman Dear next abuser, How I got your contact will remain a mystery – forever hidden! Even, I, the […]
How to be relevant in Nigeria
You see when you are doing well to the country, Nigerians will not be happy with you. If there’s adequate security and abundance of food, Nigerians will not acknowledge you. The best way you can be relevant in Nigeria is to have shortcomings in your duties as the President. Make sure there’s no adequate security even when you promise exactly that. Make sure the price of petrol increases drastically even when you promise a tremendous reduction.