God doesn’t make mistakes, at all. And Nigerians are proof of it. In His all-knowingness, He understood perfectly what being a Nigerian would entail, and on the Eighth day, while every other human specie had become ‘up and functioning’, He made Nigerians, with cement and a resilient spirit to absorb hardship, and melanin, lots of it, to absorb harshness from the sun

The fight against government oppression lives on social media, Igbo traders are dishonest yet hardworking, Yoruba women are cussers yet kind, Hausa merchants are dirty yet generous, Ijaw traders are partial yet trustworthy.

Take online courses. Only the ones that give signed certificates. You don’t have to have an interest in or even understand the course. It can also be a course you’d never need; just collect your certificate and post it on social media. Caption it growth. Remember the more the certificates you have, the better a person you are.

After today’s celebration, tell
those who are out to deflate the protruding bellies of lies of our
“sicknators” that the
bellies of our “politrickcians” are like salamander limbs; when you
cut them they regrow.

The COVIK-19 is a custom of the COVID-19 virus. In an attempt for the COVID-19 virus cells to survive and thrive in its newly found environment whose atmosphere is highly concentrated with corrupium (a gaseous constituent that makes its space fantastically corrupt) and other uncongenial elements, it undergoes certain cellular adaptations.

Leader’s pockets are the nation’s locket
where valuables must be safely kept
for the supposedly coming unknown generations-
Which deliberately coincidentally, are their own relations.

‘The cemetery attendant has seen so much death- the sight of a ghost no longer scares him. Nothing, absolutely nothing scares him. What about the headlines. There’s nothing new.’

8. A lady cannot reject or renounce a man. Who amongst the black women has she seen reject a man? So do not worry about being rejected by a woman no matter what you ask of her or do to her. Those who reject men don’t get given away in marriage, and every woman wants to get married.

Also, organize a paid webinar. Tag it a masterclass, even though you’re yet to be master in the class. Well, you have built a brand already with the bricks of impression, and shaped people’s perception of you as a knowledgeable and deep somebody. You will be surprised how so much they would like to learn from you.

In 2023, we’ll set up a committee that will set up a committee that will come up with a master plan to replace these ones. My vision is to ensure that we can start selling medical degrees in traffic for free or for a fee. I’m thinking we should start with a promo that if people buy a B. Pharm, they should get MBBS or BNSc as jara.