Marital rapists are like bras; here’s why you should love them
By: Ayodimeji Ameenat Like bras, husbands who rape their wives only have a goal; to show their women love and give them the greatest pleasure. Every pain it causes is…
A day in the life of a Kafayan legislator
By: Obi Joy Ogechi “Honourable members of the House, let’s have some quiet, please.” The speaker of the Kafayan House of Representatives pleaded as he banged his gavel for the…
Allegory of a dying nation
By: Marvellous Kolade Abe Ladies and gentlemen, I want to inform you that a man called Nigeria is critically ill and dying. He is lying lifeless in earth’s intensive care…
A non-negligible guide to becoming a Nigerian pastor
By: Raphael Francis Forget about being called, who cares? Calling ko caller ni. Don’t you know you can call yourself? After all God said in 1 Peter 2:9: But ye…
A proposal for an instructional manual on practising religion in Nigeria
By: Moyosore Sheriff Quadri With the recent persecution of Religious leader and general good guy nudoiB obniyotaF, it is sacrosanct to remind the Nigerian public of their place. After all,…
A few notes on governance in Nigeria
By: Modupeoluwa Abidakun Congratulations on your election into office. Let me begin by stating that your primary focus while in office is your reelection. This should be your paramount priority,…
5 rounds for 5 marks
By: Ayobami Kayode Tijani Ahmad Professor Randy is a man of honor, Professor Dandy is a man of chalk, And with his golden glasses of vision, Sitting perfectly at the…
Dear Baba… an open letter to President Buhari
Permit me to also inform you to disregard requests from Iranian government telling you to send El-Zakzaky to their country for medical attention. Like who does that? With the best of medical facilities we have in the country? Who goes abroad for medical attention⸺well, if not you? We that have more than enough medical doctors, and we don’t even mind lending them to the UK or Canada to practice? Don’t mind Iran; their leaders must be jokers. Our medical facility is superior to that of any nation in the world, and the Shiite leader is receiving the best treatment anyone can get.