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    #NigeriaDecides2019: Why you need to sell your votes 

    Election days are special days. And special days often come with special offers and surprises. One of such offers which politicians and voters alike are carefully awaiting to give —…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 3 years ago 0 4 min read  
    Eye of the Earth, From Our Allies

    ‘How do we survive for four years if we don’t sell our votes?!’ 

    “Take for instance, the last time we had an election. My family was given two bags full of Kuli Kuli and Garri to Vote for Party A. On the election day, party B offered us a cylinder full of groundnut and some bags of Garri. That is what we have been eating for the past 4 years. And it only finished just yesterday, this yesterday”.

    Supporting Striker, 3 years ago 0 3 min read  

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