Tag: Universities

Satire 0-1 News: Flood destroys Nigerian prison as inmates escape, praying for BH, and other stories

Satire 0-1 News: Flood destroys Nigerian prison as inmates escape, praying for BH, and other stories

Published November 3, 2019 By The Punocrat

Facts are oftentimes stranger than fiction just as news is oftentimes more hilarious than satire. We live in a world (or country?) where journalists have, without intending it, become greater comedians than professional humorists. Don’t believe us? Keep reading. Flood destroys Nigerian prison, 228 inmates escape The Koton Karfe custodial…

‘How would students come for our rallies if we called off ASUU strike?’ Buhari asks

Published February 2, 2019 By Tubosun Ajanaku

“So we urge members of ASUU to be patient with us; and also our l-l-aa- …., sorry, hardworking youth. If we still have enough money left in the treasury after the campaigns, we will definitely give priority to the schools.”