By: Samuel Olakunori.


Our father, who art in Aso, hallowed be thy name.

The period come, thy will be done in Kogi as it is in Aso.

Give us this day, our bailout.

Forgive us our incapabilities, as we know you are also not capable.

And lead us not into failing, but deliver us from losing.

In the gubernatorial as well as senatorial election.

For thine is the INEC, the police, and the Army.

Amen.