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Nigeria, a safe haven for you

Nigeria, a safe haven for you

By: Aniebiet Effiong

Bandits kill Divisional Police Officer (DPO) and many more police officers in Kebbi. Bandits kill Greenville students. Gunmen kill worshippers in church, abduct few others.

If bandits could kill these ones, it doesn’t mean there is insecurity in Nigeria. Believe me. I tell you the truth. These common bandits are only trying Buhari’s patience. See, that he is long-suffering doesn’t make him a coward o! He will fight o! He will crush them all o! He still has his military uniform o!

I have sworn to sew the mouth of any careless-speaking Nigerian with thread and needle who will talk down on Buhari concerning insecurity.

Shame to those who thought Nigeria would not make headlines. Shame! Shame to those who thought Nigeria with all the wealth amassed by politicians would still go ahead to take loans from other countries. Shame! Shame to the skeptics who thought Nigeria’s economy under this regime won’t grow for better. Shame! Shame to those who believed killings won’t stop. Shame! Shame to those who thought Nigeria was out to kill its citizens. Shame! 

Nigeria is a safe haven and will soon be rated the safest place in the world.

Asides being Aniebiet Effiong, loving Poetry, Pepsi, Adaugo, Afang soup, and watching Messi, sometimes all I need is a good satire to keep me going. Social media handles: Facebook — Aniebiet Effiong; Twitter — @aniebieteffion8; WhatsApp — 08024032005

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