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I stand with Buari and his government

I stand with Buari and his government

By: Aniebiet Effiong

Haba! This FG has really suffered in your hands o! If you’re not accusing them of Lekki shootings, then you’re accusing them of silence over Bornu rice farmers killings. Is it everything the Government will always be addressing? Must you always call them out on every occasion? Are they the only Government to be corrupt and at the same time disguise to be warring against corruption?

Imagine the National Assembly summoning the president of a big nation like Nigeria for questioning on security. What insolence! Is that not trying to ridicule his speaking ability? Is that not trying to confirm if he’s the rumoured Jubril? Is that not trying to call a General weak?

Three hundred and thirty three (333) male students have reportedly been abducted by the (in)famous Boko Haram (as confirmed by the Katsina state Governor) but the FG has come out to deny such a huge number, saying it was 10 and not 333 students. I believe the FG, most especially if our sincere Minister for Information is involved. One thing I’m so sure of is that, the Government does not lie. More so, based on the revelation they had, FG has further clarified that those involved in such incredulous act are bandits and not Boko Haram members. I believe. All these are Jonathan’s fault.

Please desist from any form of talks related to insecurity in this country. Simply because 333 students were kidnapped, I mean 10 students, doesn’t mean you should tag our country as insecure. Do you know the number of army men we have? Look, what happened was just because the FG (and its armed forces) out of fatigue had fallen asleep — you can’t cheat nature.

But I can assure you that the same way Dapchi and Chibok girls were rescued in the twinkle of an eye, these lovely boys won’t sleep under the custody of their abductors for a night. Shekau will be killed again. Maybe the sixth time.

Asides being Aniebiet Effiong, loving Poetry, Pepsi, Adaugo, Afang soup, and watching Messi, sometimes all I need is a good satire to keep me going. Social media handles: Facebook — Aniebiet Effiong; Twitter — @aniebieteffion8; WhatsApp — 08024032005

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