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    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    Common Sense leaves UI, promises not to come back 

    Agbowo, Ibadan — In the early hours of today, Common Sense was spotted leaving the University of Ibadan. Eyewitnesses observed that Common Sense was first seen leaving the Tekana Tamuno…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 5 years ago 0 3 min read  
    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    RUSSIA 2018: “We won’t return empty handed” – Gernot Rohr assures Nigerians 

    (Yessentuki, Russia) — Super Eagles head coach, Gernot Rohr, has promised Nigerians his lads will bring back laurels as they look forward to their world cup opening game against Croatia…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 5 years ago 0 3 min read  
    Penkelemesi

    #ThisIsNigeria; Buhari reacts 

    The President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, President Muhammadu Buhari GCFR took to Twitter to transmit a piece of his mind on popular trend, #ThisIsNigeria, courtesy of Falz the…

    Peculiar Mess, 5 years ago 0 2 min read  
    The T.A. Report

    With N41k jersey, Nigeria’s world cup victory is guaranteed — Sports Minister 

    ABUJA (The T.A. Report)―Nigeria’s sports minister Solomon Dalung has said the country’s unique jersey at the world cup is key to her guaranteed victory. Dalung, who was declared persona non…

    Tubosun Ajanaku, 5 years ago 0 3 min read  
    Unseriously Serious

    The sophisticated art of law-making you can find only in Nigeria 

    The art of making laws dates back thousands of years and is as old as politics itself ― possibly older, if we consider divine laws. But that is not to…

    Tubosun Ajanaku, 5 years ago 1 5 min read  
    The T.A. Report

    United Kingdom, Brazil offer to treat IGP Idris ‘free of charge’ 

    ABUJA (The T.A. Report)―The United Kingdom and Brazil have on Saturday offered to assist in getting Inspector General of Police Ibrahim Idris treated free of charge. Their representatives in Nigeria…

    Tubosun Ajanaku, 5 years ago 0 3 min read  
    From Our Allies

    Obama for Local Government Chairman │Pius Adesanmi 

    This is an extract from Naija No Dey Carry Last, a book by Nigeria’s ‘King of Satire’ Pius Adesanmi, first published here by Premium Times. The book was published in…

    Supporting Striker, 5 years ago 1 5 min read  
    The T.A. Report

    Buhari to critics: London and Nigeria are one, I am not on foreign medical trip ― ‘per se’ 

    LONDON (The T.A. Report) — President Muhammadu Buhari, through a statement released on Thursday by his senior spokesman, Garba Shehu, has denied claims that he is on an ongoing foreign…

    Tubosun Ajanaku, 5 years ago 0 2 min read  
    The T.A. Report

    Trump invites Buhari to White House ‘to show Americans he isn’t that bad’ 

    WASHINGTON D.C. (The T.A. Report) — Donald Trump, president of the United States, sources have said, invited President Muhammadu Buhari to the White House with the aim of boosting his…

    Tubosun Ajanaku, 5 years ago 0 2 min read  
    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    Senator Dino Melaye has a bright prospect of becoming a Nollywood Superstar 

    ABUJA (THE B.O REPORT) – Senator Dino Melaye has been taunted as the next star in the money-spinning Nigeria entertainment industry. The Senator, who represents Kogi West Senatorial District, has…

    Bayode Otitokoro, 5 years ago 0 3 min read  
    Holy Mountain

    We should all be feminists, Hallelujah! 

    She calls herself a feminist. She claims she campaigns for equality of rights and the same treatment for both sexes. She, like millions of others who have caught the wave,…

    Elder Aurelius, 5 years ago 2 3 min read  
    The T.A. Report

    Multi-talented Nigerian senator tries to evade arrest after watching Black Panther 

    ABUJA (The T.A. Report) — Dino Melaye, senator representing Kogi West Senatorial District and multi-award winning stuntman and drama king, has tried to evade police arrest, reportedly after watching Black…

    Tubosun Ajanaku, 5 years ago 0 2 min read  
    From Our Allies

    A conversation with my mechanic who wants to be president │Reuben Abati 

    This is an extract from a longer piece published by The Cable and titled, “2019: Nigeria’s Emerging Political Leaders“. Reuben Abati is a columnist and former Special Adviser on Media and…

    Supporting Striker, 5 years ago 1 5 min read  
    The T.A. Report

    I am actually running for CAN President, campaign committee made mistake ― says Durotoye 

    LAGOS (The T.A. Report) — Fela Durotoye has apologised to Nigerians for his misleading campaign, which has so far portrayed him as a 2019 presidential aspirant.  He disclosed in a…

    Tubosun Ajanaku, 5 years ago 4 2 min read  
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