Hard facts
by: Waliyullah Tunde Abimbola Guy: Ẹ̀gbọ́n, as a socio-economic analyst, do you think… Analyst: Socio-politico-economic-cultural analyst, you mean. Guy: Oh, right. So, do you think Nigeria has handled her post-Covid…
Different shades of hope
by: ‘Kunmi Olamiju Establishment Party’s supporters were mad, Hope Fighting concluded as he scrolled through the party’s Facebook page. He stopped at the latest campaign photo uploaded, a picture that…
Vacancy! Vacancy! Vacancy!
by: Akuboh Benjamin Mopa The ‘Duke of Daura’ would be vacating Aso Rock next year and the country is set to have a new leader. Do you have what it…
A housewife’s manifesto in fifteen paragraphs
by: Juliet Ikegwuonu If you are reading this, you are a new bride. It wasn’t easy but you cleaved through the horde of scantily dressed ladies to become Chief’s 4th…
A believer’s appeal to unnecessarily over-enthusiastic believers
by: Kayode-Dada Ifeoluwa Lois Hypothetically, three girls have been invited to a pool party on Victoria Island. In their excitement, none of them properly read the invite, hence: the first…
Children of reason and righteousness
Notes of a finally woke and justifiably angry young person. by: Akunna James-Ibe August 24, 2022 Somebody should hold me o. Ah! I’m furious. Enraged. Incensed. Irate. Embittered. Righteous anger…
Announcing the Longlist: 2022 Prize for Satire
We are excited to finally identify the longlisted entrants for the third edition of the Prize for Satire competition. Even though we received a total of 145 entries, this year’s…
Debate between an OBIdient and a BATist
Who are you voting for? I don’t have a PVC. Who are you rooting for? Why would I be rooting for my next oppressor? So would you rather have no…
Your uncles and aunts are not stingy nor wicked
by: Francis Ikuerowo After you’ve finished from secondary school or graduated from a university, a college of education or even a polytechnic, even without a stable or decent source of…
“I am here to praise Abacha, not besmirch him…”
The late Nigerian Dictator; General Sani Abacha, had incredible foresight sha. Man knew Nigeria would definitely fall on hard times thus his incredible vision to salt a few millions here…
How can men lead sensual revolution against women’s naked oppression on social media?
by: Francis Ikuerowo When I woke up this morning, and looking down on the raving penile engine under my boxer, as readily alarmed as this engine has always been every…
I am not beautiful; but, like, I know
by: Happy Hour I admit at this point, it’s low hanging fruit but I’m sure everyone has heard about the oh-so beautiful post a ‘relationship expert’ wrote to his fiancee…
Hypocrisies, Dance and TikTok
by: Happy Hour I come from a prejudiced standpoint on this issue and I can confirm that I use TikTok frequently; and my brain and has begun to physically rotten….
2023 election: By design, all of us will make money
by: Quadri Yahya At first, these periods served as a baller period for delegates during the primaries of political parties in the country. I missed that opportunity because I was…