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    Why everyone should study in Nigeria 

    The Punocrat, 4 months ago 0 7 min read  

    by: Aaliyah Rahman Why wouldn’t you want to? From the free compulsory educational programmes to the free school meals, what is there not to like? I do not understand why…

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    Why blame the man 

    The Punocrat, 4 months ago 2 5 min read  

    by: Rukayat Ogunlana This man’s actions have been the series of last straws constantly breaking the camel’s back. He’s prepared just the perfect recipe for disaster in his relationship with…

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    They’ve come again 

    The Punocrat, 4 months ago 0 1 min read  

    by: Kayode Ayobami Come, see them, six mouths in one body— saliva in all corners like dewfall. Bold rodent picking its teeth in the Face  of a landlord/showing its children…

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    The advanced english dictionary of Nigeria 

    The Punocrat, 4 months ago 1 7 min read  

    by: Som Adedayor A ABOKI. Original meaning unknown. Every Hausa man is an aboki. ABROAD. Wonderland. All dreams come through there. ACCIDENT. Only collision involving vehicles. ACTRESS. All are sex…

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    Song of the one in Mesìọ̀gọ̀ and commentary 

    The Punocrat, 4 months ago 1 3 min read  

    by: Olúwábùkúnmi Abraham Awóṣùsì And on the plains of Mesìọ̀gọ̀ the word came to me saying; He that dwelleth in the secret place of Ando Rock, shall abideth under the…

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    Dear Elewaeji, or a masculinist manifesto on how to raise a beast 

    The Punocrat, 4 months ago 0 5 min read  

    by: Joseph Peter Akpan Dear Elewaeji, Feminism is the new COVID and even your son, Uwem is not immune to it. Take a look at the men today, what do…

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    Roadmap to being a firebrand believer on Nigerian university campuses 

    The Punocrat, 4 months ago 0 6 min read  

    by: Okafor John Oluwadamilare Dear Kunle, Calvary Greetings.  Bawo ni?  I learnt from my brother, your father, that you recently gained admission into the University of Lagoon. Hearty congratulations! Before…

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    Lip service 

    The Punocrat, 4 months ago 0 2 min read  

    by: Emmanuel Isidore Udoma You were taught to take up your cross & follow Christ, To turn the other cheek for another imprint of palms; Instead, you put your fingers…

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    How to be a slay queen 

    The Punocrat, 4 months ago 1 5 min read  

    by: Emmanuel Faith 12-02-2022 Dear Baddie-bee, I hope this mail does not meet you on the chest of Alhaji Danlami.  He is a lousy sleeper, isn’t he?  How will you…

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    LMAO 

    The Punocrat, 4 months ago 13 4 min read  

    by: Funminiyi Akinrinade LMAO. You may not be far from the truth if you read this in Broda Shaggi’s voice. You may wonder why I began my message to you…

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    Leaders of tomorrow 

    The Punocrat, 4 months ago 0 8 min read  

    by: Toheeb Aremu Jamiu The sonorous voice of the Mistress of Ceremonies is overwhelmed by the voices of the sycophant campaigners who sing same songs in unison: Botie digbo, o ti…

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    Japa: How to migrate away from Nigeria 

    The Punocrat, 4 months ago 2 5 min read  

    by: Caleb Nnamani I know you will want to read this. After all, you’re Nigerian.  But before I proceed, let me clarify that I am not judging you. In fact,…

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    Dear Wazobia 

    The Punocrat, 4 months ago 1 5 min read  

    by: Chukwuma Chisom Dear Wazobia,  It is with great joy and pride of patriotic responsibility that I received your letter dated 28th of September, 2022 where you expressed your apparent…

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    How to love a Nigerian man as a Nigerian woman 

    The Punocrat, 4 months ago 0 5 min read  

    by: Obinna Tony-Francis Ochem Are you a woman and Nigerian? If yes, you are qualified to heed this advice. This is because there is another way of loving a Nigerian…

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