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    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    Deputy Priestess, Olori Odo and the politics of signature 

    Bayode Otitokoro, 4 years ago 0 7 min read  

    By: Atiku Buhari PRELUDE Gone are those days when the Coven of Elere could get the signature of their Deputy Priest (an Islamic Sheik) on the road, in the toilet…

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    The T.A. Report

    Buhari ranked head of state with highest integrity following finance minister’s exit — report 

    Tubosun Ajanaku, 4 years ago 0 2 min read  

    President Muhammadu Buhari has overtaken Vladmir Putin of Russia and Yoweri Museveni of Uganda to become the head of state with the highest level of integrity in the world, according to a recent report.

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    Penkelemesi

    I played football, worked out – Obasanjo joins Endurance Contest. 

    Peculiar Mess, 4 years ago 0 2 min read  

    Following a series of political shots being fired by Nigerian Presidential aspirants, former President Olusegun Obasanjo on Friday, August 31, 2018, at his Abeokuta residence gave a shocking addition to…

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    The T.A. Report

    Certificate forgery is test of ‘a true Nigerian politician’ — says Information Minister 

    Tubosun Ajanaku, 4 years ago 0 3 min read  

    ABUJA (The T.A. Report) ― Most Nigerians seem not to get it, Information Minister Alhaji Lai Mohammed has said, that the ability to forge a certificate is the hallmark of “a…

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    Uncategorized

    “The mother of our teacher is died” 

    Koye-Ladele Oluwadetan, 4 years ago 0 6 min read  

    I did pay a visit to my alma mater recently, a school located in Ibadan. Government-owned. Of course, I would have loved to reel out the name of the school…

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    From Our Allies

    How Fayemi outbid Fayose at Ekiti stock exchange │Tunde Odesola 

    Supporting Striker, 4 years ago 0 7 min read  

    This brilliant piece of satire first appeared in The Punch Newspaper, on 16 July 2018. Scene I It’s the zero hour. Nobody slept all night. Everything is set for the…

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    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    Common Sense leaves UI, promises not to come back 

    Bayode Otitokoro, 4 years ago 0 3 min read  

    Agbowo, Ibadan — In the early hours of today, Common Sense was spotted leaving the University of Ibadan. Eyewitnesses observed that Common Sense was first seen leaving the Tekana Tamuno…

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    Yesterday's Tomorrow

    RUSSIA 2018: “We won’t return empty handed” – Gernot Rohr assures Nigerians 

    Bayode Otitokoro, 4 years ago 0 3 min read  

    (Yessentuki, Russia) — Super Eagles head coach, Gernot Rohr, has promised Nigerians his lads will bring back laurels as they look forward to their world cup opening game against Croatia…

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    Penkelemesi

    #ThisIsNigeria; Buhari reacts 

    Peculiar Mess, 4 years ago 0 2 min read  

    The President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, President Muhammadu Buhari GCFR took to Twitter to transmit a piece of his mind on popular trend, #ThisIsNigeria, courtesy of Falz the…

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    The T.A. Report

    With N41k jersey, Nigeria’s world cup victory is guaranteed — Sports Minister 

    Tubosun Ajanaku, 4 years ago 0 3 min read  

    ABUJA (The T.A. Report)―Nigeria’s sports minister Solomon Dalung has said the country’s unique jersey at the world cup is key to her guaranteed victory. Dalung, who was declared persona non…

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    Unseriously Serious

    The sophisticated art of law-making you can find only in Nigeria 

    Tubosun Ajanaku, 4 years ago 1 5 min read  

    The art of making laws dates back thousands of years and is as old as politics itself ― possibly older, if we consider divine laws. But that is not to…

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    The T.A. Report

    United Kingdom, Brazil offer to treat IGP Idris ‘free of charge’ 

    Tubosun Ajanaku, 4 years ago 0 3 min read  

    ABUJA (The T.A. Report)―The United Kingdom and Brazil have on Saturday offered to assist in getting Inspector General of Police Ibrahim Idris treated free of charge. Their representatives in Nigeria…

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    From Our Allies

    Obama for Local Government Chairman │Pius Adesanmi 

    Supporting Striker, 4 years ago 1 5 min read  

    This is an extract from Naija No Dey Carry Last, a book by Nigeria’s ‘King of Satire’ Pius Adesanmi, first published here by Premium Times. The book was published in…

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    The T.A. Report

    Buhari to critics: London and Nigeria are one, I am not on foreign medical trip ― ‘per se’ 

    Tubosun Ajanaku, 4 years ago 0 2 min read  

    LONDON (The T.A. Report) — President Muhammadu Buhari, through a statement released on Thursday by his senior spokesman, Garba Shehu, has denied claims that he is on an ongoing foreign…

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    The T.A. Report

    Trump invites Buhari to White House ‘to show Americans he isn’t that bad’ 

    Tubosun Ajanaku, 4 years ago 0 2 min read  

    WASHINGTON D.C. (The T.A. Report) — Donald Trump, president of the United States, sources have said, invited President Muhammadu Buhari to the White House with the aim of boosting his…

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