Are you great at writing satires? Or not so much, but you want to practise constantly and improve. And you want to join a growing online community of creative (and young) columnists within the space? Then you have come to the right place, our friend.

You don’t need no party ticket or even a permanent voter’s card to become a punocrat. All you need is to be funny, punny, and feel some level of obligation to the society (put another way, deep-seated disgust towards the society’s ills, both obvious and subtle).

Also, as a registered columnist, you become part of the family and can contribute on the inside on how Punocracy is run. Fun, right?

To join us as a Columnist, simply send an email to hello@punocracy.com or tubosunajanaku@gmail.com with the subject, “I want to be a Punocrat“. Be kind to include your full name, the preferred name of your column, and an attached sample of your works.

Your account will be live as soon as we approve your application. And voila! We all write happily ever after.

You may send guest contributions to the provided addresses as well. As you send this, please indicate if you want to use a pen name or your actual identity. If the latter is the case, include in your submission your picture, social media handles, and a bio of yourself not exceeding 50 words.

We are looking for two things and two things alone in your submissions: Satiricality and Grammaticality.

Kindly note that Punocracy reserves the right to edit your submission, including your title, to make it, by our reckoning, more suitable for publication.